My thoughts today when creepy "I'm from Wisconsin" college boy came to my door and asked me if my parents were home. NO ONE LIVES IN WISCONSIN ANYMORE! IT'S A TRAP! He's all "I have a survey for you to fill out" and all my brain yelled was "AND BY SURVEY HE MEANS DICK AND BY FILL OUT HE MEANS DEEP THROAT JFKSDLF".

Wisconsin: So are either of your parents home?
Me: ... uh, no.
Wisconsin: Oh, well when will they be back?
Me: ... l-later. My dad will get here around 7...
Wisconsin: Alright, well I'll stop by later.
Me: Sounds good... we'll see you later? [goes to close door]
Wisconsin: Uh, before you do that, you wouldn't happen to have some... Gatorade or lemonade or something, would you? It's really hot out here.
Me: Y-Yeah, I'll be right back. [slams door and gets some ice water]
Wisconsin: [waits patiently]
Me: [hands glass over] Um here. You can just leave the glass over there when you're done.
Wisconsin: Alright. Thank you.
Me: [shuts door and RUNS FOR THE KNIFE DRAWER]

Why yes, I did watch TV with a cleaver in my hand for the next 4 hours. I WAS SO AFRAID HE'D LIKE... BURST THROUGH THE WINDOW BEHIND ME AND RAPE ME.

And now I'm going back to doing crunches while waiting for So You Think You Can Dance comes out of commercial. WHO KNEW RACHEL RAY WOULD GIVE ME SUCH A GREAT IDEA?

ETA: Oh lol my dad and I are going to the Phillies game now

♚Friend cut part 2。

The cut has been made. If you can see THIS ENTRY, than you're still on my flist.

If not, and justly so, please defriend me back. It was cool while it lasted ♥

If not, but you feel like there was a mistake, please comment here. I probably made a few mistakes, knowing me, and I'm sorry in advanced if I did.

Art Credits: FROGGY FROGGY

«TURN IT UP»
First, some fun facts

NAME ↔ Becca
"REAL" NAME ↔ Rebecca
AGE ↔ 19
BIRTHDAY ↔ JESUS DAY
GENDER ↔ boobs
ZODIACS ↔ capricorn | sheep
SCHOOLING ↔ College
PERSONALITY ↔ INFP | "the dreamer"

DREAMS ↔ english teacher | screenwriter | three dogs | not to flunk out of college

«CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT»
I'm just a bit picky sometimes

COLOR ↔ green
FOOD ↔ quesadillas
CANDY ↔ sour stuff | sour skittles
DESSERT ↔ cheesecake | key lime pie
ICE CREAM ↔ mint chocolate chip

«WITHOUT A THOUGHT IN HER HEAD»
Basically, the things I do when homework is being procrastinated on

ANIMANGA// Katekyo Hitman REBORN!, Ghost Hound, Oofuri, PokeSpec, Saiyuki, Naruto, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni (Kai), Fullmetal Alchemist, FLCL, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, Amatsuki, Gundam 00, Vocaloid, Bakuman, APH

VIDEO GAMES// Kingdom Hearts (I/II/CoM/etc.), Star Ocean, Dark Cloud 2, Tales of the Abyss, Final Fantasy (VII/VIII/X/X-2/XII), Persona 3, Gyakuten Saiban/Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice (1-4), SSB, Subarashiki Kono Sekai (The World Ends with You), Pokemon, Tales of the Legendia, Tales of Symphonia, Tales of Innocence, .Hack//(multiple), Professor Layton, 999: 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors

TV// CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Scrubs, Law and Order, Law and Order: SVU, Top Chef, South Park, Mythbusters, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Merlin, Chowder, Mad Men, Psych

«JUST TO TAKE OFF THE EDGE»
The things I do for love

ROLEPLAY W/ motions → dishware
AIM SPAM → geekbrigade
WRITING → subtexting

AIM。burupya
MSN。hauuauu@live.com
EMAIL。infinity.crisis@yahoo.com

«I’LL FALL OFF THE PLANET ENTIRELY»
NEEDS MOAR TL;DR
TBH, I barely use this journal any more. Mainly used to access communities that I stalk in my spare time, but since college, I haven't had time for LJ. Sorry!